T’S Melania, folks – but not as we know the current First Lady of America. Actually, what do any of us know about Melania? Slovenian, former model, married to Donald Trump, mother of his son, Barron – that’s about it, other than photographs and gossipy snippets that suggest she’s miserable in the White House. The way is therefore clear for composer Hilary Brooks and lyricist Clive King to collaborate on a highly fanciful mini-musical about what might change if Melania had experienced voices to advise her – enter the ghosts of iconic First Ladies, Eleanor Roosevelt and Jackie Kennedy.